akibastar:

DO YOU EVER JUST THINK ABOUT AN ANIME

THAT ONE ANIME

THAT WHENEVER YOU THINK ABOUT IT OR LISTEN TO THE THEME SONG OR TALK ABOUT IT YOUR CHEST GETS ALL TIGHT AND YOUR HEART STARTS TO JUST SWELL BECAUSE WOW YOU LOVE THAT ANIME SO MUCH 

(via koushiis)

londontolahore:

Not bringing any political mess in and who supports who and so on. I’m sure most people are well aware of the situation in Pakistan right now. Posting this purely on the bases of humanity, to ask for prayers for those who have their lives in danger right now. Being in power in whatever way does not provide you a licence to kill people. It’s disgusting how Politics run in our country. May god protect Pakistan!

*me while sitting on my phone*: oh great I LOST MY PHONE AGAIN

No one fell asleep in this fiqh class Shaykh: [Thick Egyptian Arabic accent] ...and this hadith was revealed during the Battle of the Bitch.
Audience: [gasps and murmurs]
Old uncle in the front row: Shaykh, that's the Battle of the Ditch! Ditch! With a daal!
Shaykh: Oh... [looks embarrassed]
Shaykh: [Attempts to recover from his mistake] Ah yes, all the bitches in California!
Me: (Crap, does he really think that bitch means beach????)
Akhee in the back: [From my memory so it's probably wrong] Ya Shaykhna! Bitch ya3ni sharmoo6a!
Shaykh: Wallahi?!?!
"Don’t let the mixed signals fool you. Indecision is a decision."

24 (via itsallgoodbabyba-by)

I should put this on my wall to resolve my waffling disease.

(Source: angelicareni, via safiyahhh)

So we had guests over and I wasn’t paying attention while putting salad in my plate. 

As I got started going through my plate, I noticed that a proper third of my plate was a mountain of red onions. 

It was a proper sit down dinner so I obviously ate all of my onions (I would have eaten them anyways..) and now my mouth is onion world.

The issue is that I have an interview tomorrow and I can tell that this type of onion breath wears out slowly and survives as many as two to three teeth brushings.

So yeah, that is my night.