Does anyone else slightly cringe at the get lucky/laylatulqadr thing or is it just me?

Anonymous: Try putting some vinegar on it. Also, call a beekeeper or beekeepers association.

Thanks nice anon. I suppose that will calm the tomato growing out the side of my leg. I was thinking of calling the beekeeper but apparently I need to figure out if they are honey bees first (according to the internet). 

While riding out the pain, I am also trying to figure out a safe way to move the bees that live under the deck.

Idk, bees are cute and awesome but not when they sting so they need to be cute and fuzzy outside of stinging range. Like, on the backyard tree instead of in the corner of the deck or under the deck chair.

So I stepped out onto my deck and thought I would sit there with my drawing pad and try to teach myself perspective.

Anyways, soon as a I walked out and moved the chair so I could sit in it, I got stung by a bee.

So yeah, now I am sitting here wondering what ones does with a bee sting. I don’t see a stinger so…I am basically just riding out the pain?

tipchune:

boys complaining about Thor’s gender change

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FIRE HAND

karkatosexual:

if magikarp can do nothing and then suddenly grow up to be really useful then so can i

(Source: molgars, via afghangster)

THIS REMINDS ME THAT I HAVE NOT FOUND MY EASEL YET FOR AUGUST MAINE TRIP.
IF ANYONE KNOWS OF STURDY EASELS THAT ARE PRICED REASONABLY PLEASE HELP!

I had to explain to non-tumblr people that it’s possible to have friends here and that I might actually be speaking from experience. And yeah, that was really difficult. I mean, I usually perceive myself a decent explainer but I butchered the how following each other can eventually = friends.